MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you in the morning
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you every night
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you when I'm anxious
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL Or if I feel alright
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You help me with my diet
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL And my acid reflux too
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You cure both virus and infection
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I'm so happy I have you.

I was sad and lonely I was a walking tragedy
It felt like it was always raining when there were blue skies over me
Fatalistic was my outlook. Every day this feeling grew
I made a plan to see my doctor, hoping he would have a clue

I hopped up on the table then I heard knocking on the door
Then in walked a strange physician One I'd never seen before
He said Doc Brown was in Milwaukee and he was just filling in
To said to tell him of my troubles He took a seat and said "begin"

MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you in the morning
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you every night
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you when I'm anxious
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL Or if I feel alright
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You give me X-ray vision
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL And telepathy as well
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I'm so glad we found each other
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I think you are really swell

he said he had the answer that would cure my many ills
He produced a purple bottle that was filled with tiny pills
It was a brand new medication It got approval just last fall
There was handwriting on the label it said extra-super-cureitall
So later on that evening, I was sitting on my bed
when the most amazing colors started flying 'round my head
I felt like I was flying or floating in the sea
I felt so fricking awesome
I popped another three.

MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you in the morning
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you every night
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you when I'm feeling passive
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you when I want to fight
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL you make optimistic
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You rid my life of dread
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You chase away the voices
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL That live inside my head

one night while watching telly I saw that doctors face
when I heard the whole story, I felt the blood drain from my face
He escaped from the Asylum with half their pharmacy
He made believe he was a doctor handing out those drugs for free

So when he was captured the Judge, he threw away the key
I could not go and ask him what he really gave to me
I took my last pill to be tested, because I really had to know
The main ingredient was sugar - Yep, I was cured by placebos

MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you in the morning
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you every night
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you when I'm anxious
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL Or if I feel alright
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You you keep my prostate healthy
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL and my liver function too
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL Yo u cleared up my complexion
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I think that I love you
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You're my object of affection
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I think that I love you
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You give me my erection
MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I think that I love you