you're fast asleep so i creep across the bedroom in my slippers i leave you this here note i put my suit on, I tie my shoes, I comb my hair, and zip my zippers and then I'm gone out the door telling you this in a letter is not what I preferred but you fly right off the handle and I never feel heard lets face it, you get so angry that your vision gets blurred So i gotta write these words I think we should see other people Ok I confess that maybe I already am you're shocked that I became so venal? why couldn't you just love me the way that i am if you're asking why and my reply is its not you its me. but actually it is you. you're mean you're rude and too demanding for a start inside your chest there beats a cold frozen heart oh wait theres more You tell me that you hate all my friends and all the stuff that i like I don't recall seeing a crazy like yours in my book for psych you're like a snake, you lie in wait until I'm weak then you strike so while I got the mic I think we should see other people Ok I confess that maybe I already am you're shocked that I became so venal? why couldn't you just love me the way that i am when I think about the night when we met you said you loved all my little quirks now all i do is just make you fret changing gestalt is just too much damn work so I got myself a brand new phone number so don't try to call me just take your nagging wings. fly away. I set you free besides, you always said that you could do much better than me heres your chance I think we should see other people Ok I confess that maybe I already am you're shocked that I became so venal? why couldn't you just love me the way that i am I think we should see other people Ok I confess that maybe I already am you're shocked that I became so venal? why couldn't you just love me the way that i am

I was barely alive the Summer of eight five I got my license so I could drive my pal and me headed North across the border passport check, came correct our i.d.'s were in order we met some ladies that thickened the plot our wild weekend all but forgot fast forward twenty years to the present day I got a Facebook message that blew me away say what you will but I still believe in fate paths finally crossing only twenty years late all kinds of crazy I just can't contemplate I tell 'ya baby some things are worth wait we both led lives that ran a parallel course we grew up, had some kids, and we both got divorced but we connect like we are sharing one brain and when we kiss the fireworks are insane Chorus 2Xs I can't believe it took so long for us to collide is it some karmic plan? well thats for you to decide but i believe deep down in my heart and soul that the best things in life you just can't control Chorus

you're sitting all starry eyed acting preoccupied there's a distance in your eyes thats never been before you're trying hard to decide if you want to spare my pride there's something going on inside but you don't have to tell me. I can see it in your eyes you needn't bother to disguise you make it easy to surmise for you and me its over my been ego's been cut down to size no comfort from your small white lies any fool would recognize it over Im no genius but I can see that you've slipped away from me and you wanna set me free thats just the way things are honesty oh you always promised honesty but honestly I fell in love I know I fell in love with your lies I can see it in your eyes you needn't bother to disguise you make it easy to surmise for you and me its over my ego's been cut down to size no comfort from your small white lies any fool would recognize it over I used to dream of you and I together that was such a lovely and perfect dream whoa now you scheme - to be rid of me forever or at least thats how it seems i have a couple things to say before I up and walk away I sincerely hope and pray that you do believe me and i truly wish there comes a day when you fall in love all the way that your heart gets thrown away just like you did to me I can see it in your eyes you needn't bother to disguise you make it easy to surmise for you and me its over my ego's been cut down to size no comfort from your small white lies any fool would recognize it over

i'm in love well who isn't the world's a sit com on tee vee and I live in it my female lead is hot and brilliant as for me well you could say that i'm resilient when we met it felt so right i know its corny but it was love at first sight my mother says she's quite the catch anyway, lets just say we're a perfect match but now it seems that we've grown apart i hope its p m s and not a change of heart chorus I think that my girlfriend hates me I say hello and she looks at me all dazed and confused I don't how I made her mad maybe she has issues with her dear departed dad i'm the guy that women wish for I leave my girl fresh flowers every morning at her door I have her photo on all of my walls i bugged her phone so I can listen to her calls know what you're thinking i'm not jealous at the most maybe I'm a wee bit over zealous i don't know why girlfriend hates me won't take my calls but that don't faze me too much i know that I, should feeling real mad because she's out with some hipster named Brad plays hard to get but i don't mind changed her number 6 or 7 times don't know why she wont get it thru her gourd we were both meant to be and i wont be ignored i'm not a creep or some psycho i watch her sleep thru the second story window she works out and is in such good shape i'm gonna bring her home wrapped up in some duct tape she'll be impressed when she sees my devotion if not i'll just chop her up and dump her in the ocean i won't lie my girlfriend hates me if she could i'm sure she would pepper spray and taze me, it burns can't wait until she meets my kin but until then i'll make her put the lotion on her skin i don't know why my girl friend hates me every time that i say "hi" she has to berate me but i guess i'm getting the last laugh if not she's gonna get the gas i say "yeah"

I love the way she tells that I am wrong I love the way she dances to abba songs i love the way she shows me she can still cry I love that could love me i don't know why tiffany - saves her best love for me with her is where i want to be ooh i love my tiffany i love the way that she teases i love her fear of diseases i love the way she talks to four legged friends the list of things i love just doesn't end my tiffany what does she see in me no place that i would rather be than right here with my tiffany she thinks that i'm crazy doesn't cease to amaze there's no way that i'd miss this chance to get her soft sweet kisses and though sometimes when we fight i give up and i tell her she's right i love the way she shows up at my front door i'm doomed to love this girl forever more my tiffany when will you finally see that you're meant for me i love my tiffany i hear a symphony when i see my tiffany i would swim across the sea just to be tiffany

The sky's a brilliant blue the sun is shining high above just for me and you because we are so in love as we go strolling down through the town square The scent of lilacs fills the air We pass an older gent who kindly tips his cap and then almost on cue there's a flash and thunderclap just 'cause its pouring don't you be forlorn It just another sudden Summer Storm I know before we met you had your share of cloudy days no sunny summer loves just stormy weather There's no need to fret The extended forecast says Its mostly sunny skies now we're together we're getting soaking wet right here on Third and Main The people think we're nuts just dancing in the rain So darling please come closer- let me keep you warm Ill hold you near through this Summer Storm love you dear, and this summer storm

Now I live in a nice neighborhood Where everybody does as they should A perfect world made of brick and wood Just me and little lady Life was peachy I must say until that fateful September day When my next-door neighbor moved away and in moved little Sadie Now we tried to be neighborly Said "hello" the wife and me When Sadie first took a look at me It made me feel uneasy Sadie's a wicked lady she cost me my wife, ruined my life Yeah, I'm going straight to Hades Why did I give in? I cant say no to sadie I rue the day that she came around when my baby was out of town it started when i heard the sound of someone at the front door knocking she stood there dripping said she blew a fuse asked if we had a dryer that she could use i didn't realize it was just a ruse until we started rocking She said my marriage was just a lie that my wife was messing 'round with other guys and should she meet her own demise Sadie would be mine forever Sadie's a wicked lady She gave me the knife I used on my wife I'm going straight to Hades Why did I give in? I cant say no to sadie She said that things would be alright when the house was bathed in red and blue lights Then the cops came in, read me my rights and held me 'til my trial How did this happen? Couldn't understand I'd always been a decent law abiding man My fate was sealed when called to the stand was my precious Sadie They found me guilty and the in-law's cheered she tapped my back and whispered in my ear She'd been planning this for twenty years I asked why she had betrayed me She told me that I had played a part in breaking her older sisters heart and her family was ripped apart when she ended her own life Sadie's a wicked lady No fury is borne like this mad's woman's scorn I'm going straight to Hades Why did I give in I cant say no to sadie

I was born right here, in Middletown, America so were my mom and dad in ’Sixty-two my parents’ parents still live here in our neighborhood and all of my friends do too. I used to love Little League and playing with my Legos Cheryl Tiegs, a bit too old for my wall joie de vivre came from toastin' up some Eggos and I’d never heard of Anthony Michael Hall! [Chorus] Bring me a PBR forget the gin tonics the only things I like make me look ironic my girl wears Vans she won't touch no Blahniks my closet's full of thrift store swag I’m just another… yeah, I’m just another hipster douche bag! There was a fateful day at my liberal arts college when a snide remark turned me to a twit to my dismay worthless, obscure, stupid knowledge became a drug that I could not quit I wore shirts with quotes from movies never heard of slapped a pair of skinny jeans on my size one frame grew out my beard and waxed up my new bro-’stache the path to hipness knows no shame. Bring me a PBR forget the gin tonics everything I like makes me look ironic my girl wears Vans she won't touch no Blahniks my closet's full of thrift store swag I’m just another…just another hipster douche bag! [Bridge] I have no skills the world can use nothing's sadder than a hipster with the blues except for a Japanese Goth kid crying yeah, a Japanese Goth kid crying. I’m a style plate from a 1980s movie I wear big specs that have no working lens I represent myself to appear much more important but on Facebook are my only friends I wear a white Keffiyeh, working on my screenplay at the Starbucks where all the other writers lurk I munch a gluten-free vegan quesadilla which fuels my constant caustic smirk. Bring me a PBR forget the gin tonics everything I like makes me look ironic my girl wears Vans she won't touch no Blahniks my closet's full of thrift store swag I’m just another…just another hipster douche bag!

as long as language has been spoken we've used words to keep spirits broken seems its always been that way is this learned or in our d n a? we don't know our neighbors we don't know ourselves lives spent at labor dreams put on the shelf long since these seeds were sewn our lives became rent to own but we all want comfort when its cold and dark in the sea of life swimming with the sharks we work so hard just to leave our mark is this all in vain? our lives are measured with a dollar sign this sort of thinking has made us unkind machine hearts with mechanical minds we can't afford to live this way we've forgone mercy and we've embraced the greed when its kindness and compassion that's what we need there's so much pain and so much grief over differing beliefs but we all want comfort when its cold and dark in the sea of life swimming with the sharks we work so hard just to leave our mark is this all in vain? its the same old story around the world regardless of color whether you're boy or a girl we all like each other till our flags are unfurled there must be a better way (Whoa Whoa) we pray at the alter of technology to the detriment of our biology we're undermining our ecology we're chopping down our family trees we all want comfort when its cold and dark in the sea of life swimming with the sharks we work so hard just to leave our mark is this all in vain?

Today's a day I'm really happy a perfect bliss one so rarely finds Its because I'm not thinking of you. Theres no trace of you left on my mind I never wonder where you are or what you're doin. No nostalgia for the quaint spot we first dined. Nary a memory of us kissing and cooing Theres no trace of you left on my mind When I hear your favorite song, I don't sing along, I can't remember how it goes It almost seems a waste to discard each little trace of those things you do That made me fall for you, then ripped my heart in two, what an awful thing to do. I bet I can't remember what you look like I finally left my broken heart behind At last each detail of you is forgotten Theres no trace of you left on my mind

I was chillin' at the casa on a Saturday night Getting caught up on my Netflix I was feeling alright When my tummy started rumblin' it was time to go eat So I headed to the small cantina just down the street There was a new girl waiting tables man she was fine The way she walked was like slow motion, really blew my mind She had the bounce The girly had the bounce The girly bounce nothings better than the bounce Right where it counts She had the bounce in large amounts and ounce for once nothings better than the bounce They showed me to my table, I felt high as a kite The new girl said im gonna be your server tonight I hid behind my menu watched her working the room She came to take my order I had sauteed mushrooms I'm not the kind of guy who gets all creepy and stares but for what this chick was packing I was unprepared She had the bounce The girly had the bounce The girly bounce nothings better than the bounce Right where it counts She had the bounce in large amounts and ounce for once nothings better than the bounce Fast forward later in the evening, they were ready to close After watching all that bouncing I could of proposed I told her when her shift was over- if she'd nothing to do I'd love to have her over for a cocktail or two She said she'd love to come by and kick it for a while Then she flashed that wicked white smile That night we bounced The girly had the bounce and ounce for once nothings better than the bounce Right where it counts She had the bounce in large amounts and ounce for once nothings better than the bounce

she's a growly girl sometimes a handful growly girl sometimes she's a pill but when she smiles she makes time stand still i love her now and i always will an awesome girl but she doesn't see it the room lights up when she walks thru the door she's a flawless pearl but she won't admit it she rocks my world right down to the core sometimes it rough when she's irritated her words are like weapons they cut like a knife the thing we have well its complicated but i feel so blessed that she's in my life she's a growly girl sometimes she's spiteful a growly girl sometimes she's mean but when she smiles she's so delightful the loveliest woman i've ever seen

everybody's got the one love they know they wont forget its what keeps them up at night hearts heavy with regret might be the one that got away or one they've never met everybody writes their own sad song Its a story thats been told a millions different ways Expressing that deep sorrow in melodic phrase Some will make you cry - some will brighten up your days everybody writes their own sad song While a broken heart is healing while your head is reeling There's a way we keep our souls well fed. there aint no concealing sorting out your feelings and put them all to music in your head don't matter if you sing for money, or cant carry a tune Maybe it aint happened yet but no one is immune Someday you'll feel your heart break Its as certain as the moon Everybody writes their own sad song.

I never thought, I would tell a lie like the one that I told last night three little words couldn't be more trite leading you on well it just aint right I'm in love but not with you its not fair I made you feel like you do I guess I'm an awful human being I guess I'm just an awful man here's where our story ends wish that i could make amends sorry i can't pretend that hearts don't break instead of bend why can't we love the ones we choose to instead of chasing after somebody who turns out to be an awful human being I guess I'm just an awful man Call it insecurity or maybe immaturity but most assuredly It's an awful trait I fall far too hurriedly why can't i ever see that all good things come to those who wait don't try to understand why i am the way i am i swear it this was unplanned - broken hearted slight of hand i'm in love but not with you i hope these words I choose aren't misconstrued i guess i'm an awful human being i guess i'm just an awful man i guess i'm an awful human being i guess i'm just an awful man

OLD LYRICS BELOW THESE I need you more than I ever have before since the day you walked out the door i've tried so hard but I can't ignore how much I miss you A hot and sultry summer evening Another night spent all alone I found a nice house to live in without you it not a home 'cause i need you more than you will ever know you live inside my heart and soul I know i need to let you go but i don't want to I walk along the street bathed in moonlight with countless stars up in the sky they used to shine for us so brightly its seems they've dimmed since your love died and I still fall in love each time every time I hear your sweet angel's voice I've tried to get you off my mind but who we love is not our choice i need you like the blood coursing through my veins fills the heart my chest contains deep inside one thing remains i still love you and I still fall in love each time every time I hear your sweet angel's voice I try to get you off my mind but who we love is not our choice 'cause i need you more than you will ever know you live inside my heart and soul I know that i must let you go but i miss you i miss your eyes, i miss your face i miss your smile when we embrace don't way what what you say or do i wont ever stop loving you ******************************* I need you more than I ever have before ever since the day you walked out the door i've tried so hard but I can't ignore how much I miss you A hot and sultry summer evening Another night spent all alone I found a really nice house for me to live in without you its not a home i need you more than you will ever know you live inside me, heart and soul I know that i must let you go but i don't want to As I walk I'm bathin' in the moonlight the countless stars up in the sky they used to shine for us so brightly but they've dimmed since your love died and I still fall in love each time every time I hear your sweet angel's voice I've tried to get you off my mind but who we love is not our choice i need you like the blood coursing through my veins fills the heart my chest contains deep inside one thing remains i still love you and I still fall in love each time every time I hear your sweet angel's voice I try to get you off my mind but who we love is not our choice 'cause i need you more than you will ever know you live inside me, heart and soul I know that i must let you go but i miss you I miss you smile, i miss your face i need your warm loving embrace no matter where i go or what i do i wont ever stop loving you

It's obvious that I don't love you just because I'm thinking of you and theres no one else above or nothing in the world for you i wouldn't do does that sound like love to you i have no reason, grounds, nor proof one needn't be a gumshoe sleuth for toward you I act so aloof id rather pull a wisdom tooth or drink some dry vermouth its not love and that's the truth it is said that all is fair dans l'amour and et la guerre just because I want to share my life with you please be aware its plain as day the love's not there even though you haunt my dreams and give my eyes a little gleam i try to hatch the best laid schemes just to kiss your luscious lips supreme thats far from love it would seem

I’ve kissed a girl or two before I met you And my lips have never steered me wrong But when we kissed I couldn't resist The attraction was just too strong We pledged that we would both be true, We'd even planned to say “I do” but now you’re out with someone new Boy did it go wrong
 Why put-off what-we could do today We should go our separate ways Put and end to this sad charade Forget our special song That’s it, let’s call it quits and say so long The weekend that we shared in Paris We were carefree, giddy and gay Looking back I'm so embarrassed To have my heart broken that way That was then and this is now Time to take our final bow You'll happier anyhow The curtains down, I’m moving on, That’s it let’s call it quits and say so long

I've never been one to chase after the sun or tan my skin golden brown Some say I'm insane, 'cause I love the rain Especially in my home town My heaven is found, on the shores of Puget Sound Its a joy that I can't explain. In Seattle when it rains I get such a thrill, looking out from Queen Anne Hill I adore the cobblestone lanes and how they glisten when it rains Hear the tick tick tock of the market clock as the merchants sell their wares. If you're feeling blue stroll fifth avenue Say "adieu" to all your cares I hear the happy notes of the ferry boats as they sing their glad refrain. And when raindrops hit my window pane and skies are painted gray. I get such a hoot under my bumbershoot in Seattle when it rains.

You know we're stuck with each other right? no matter with whom or where we spend our nights even on transatlantic flights its a fact we're stuck together I see your face when i shut the lights I sigh at thoughts of our tantric rites depression low or manic's heights forget tact we're stuck together Sometimes when your cold glare bites or you tell me to go fly kites snarky snarks snarked right out of spite its cupids pact we're together right? on judgement day when God indicts me for my sins I shall be contrite but in my sentence i'll delight eternally stuck together its a fact we're stuck together forget tact we're stuck together Sometimes when your cold glare bites or you tell me to go fly kites snarky snarks snarked right out of spite its cupids pact we're together right? on judgement day when God indicts me for my sins I shall be contrite but in my sentence i'll delight eternally stuck together its a fact we're stuck together you and me, stuck together

This gal I know really knocks me out When she smiles at me I just want to shout To the neighbors, to some strangers, to my best friend Man! She's the living end. And I hope that she feels the same way too I'd be a lucky cat boy I'm telling you Tell the neighbors, tell some strangers Tell the stars above. Man this could be love. Flowers bloom, birds sing in tune Whenever she is near. Right from the start she stole my heart and banished all my fears I hope that she doesn't make me wait too long before we go on our date Tell the neighbors, tell some strangers, Tell the guy next door She's who I've been waiting for.

I have lied I have cheated I have triumphed I've been defeated half my life I have wandered Fortune and love I have  squandered my jaded heart it's still broken still holding on to words once spoken weighed down by fear as I grow older I miss my youth. (where is my youth) when I was bolder I feel my life's a vinyl record That keeps playing the same old song but the needle keeps on skipping so I can't sing along I'm ignored More than I'm mentioned I've more sins than I've confessions such foolish schemes fueled by ambition forsaking dreams of my volition life's too short to be unsure time flies by, the years they blur don't waste this gift being insecure Live for today not as you were I have loved I have hated I've known sorrow I've been elated I've  been flat broke and I've had money and I've choked on milk and honey

Why am I wearing heavy boots? I feel so disconnected, need to get back to my roots, where my path was first selected feeling void of any highs or lows I don't feel human tell me who's to blame how did i get here? only heaven knows who am I? do you know my name CHORUS Can't stay afloat much longer so tired of being pulled down why should i even try and bother Perhaps I should stop fighting it and drown If I were a littler braver I would surrender to the sea ironic that my fear and weakness the only that are things saving me Why can't I put my head under the surface and draw the water in as if to breathe the will to live has it any purpose I don't which lie I should believe CHORUS it feels so hopeless - why cant i end this alone and friendless - my pain is endless no way to mend this - i can't defend this I feel my body fail, why am I fighting? is there no one here to rescue me? I feel like i am effortlessly flying does anybody care i'm lost at sea? If I were a littler braver I would surrender to the sea ironic that my fear and weakness are the only things left that are saving me CHORUS CHORUS

Things Will Only Get Better
 Words and Music by HB Radke Well I hear you broke your heart for the very first time
You try but you can’t shake this awful frame of mind
 You just can’t eat or sleep and you feel like you’re dyin’
One minute you’re laughing the next one you’re cryin’ I know that life is feeling unfair
 and it seems like the people around you don’t care
 But I’ve got a little secret to share
 Things will only get better Right now you’re living underneath a giant cloud
 You feel like you’re all alone even in a big crowd
 You want to show your feelings but it just ain’t allowed
 And your inner-voice is yelling “Call Them!” really loud Love is just like fortune and cash
You have it one minute then its gone in a flash 
So before you go and do something rash
 Things will only get better I know that you’re living in your own private personal hell
And I know you don’t believe me but I promise that I’ve been there as well So when you’re sittin’ all alone with your self-doubt in the dark 
Remember that its bite ain’t as bad as its bark
 And though you feel your love life is jumping the shark It gets better Its written that time will mend all broken hearts Let’s see them try to say that with theirs ripped apart If this is how love ends then why even start? Just take some time to get the horse before the cart As certain as the stars in the sky
 All off sudden in the blink of an eye You’ll find yourself in love feeling like you can fly
Things will only get better

i never knew that lovin' could be so good until I met you. its elemental, transcendental and sometimes its sentimental too my mama tells me that you're trouble and I should stay away and leave you be but after what we had last night, there's no way you're getting rid of me. You're like Molasses So thick and sticky and sweet You're like Molasses You're my favorite sexy tasty treat When the lord put you together he must have been feeling really good you've been blessed, and you possess sexiness than any woman should You're like Molasses So thick and sticky and sweet You're like Molasses You're my favorite sexy tasty treat You knock me out. make me want to shout every time you gimmie what you got you smell so nice, you're my only vice come on baby come get it one more time I'm on my knees, so baby please come back inside and lets work up a sweat Please don't leave you best believe that you're the best damn lover I have met You're like Molasses So thick and sticky and sweet You're like Molasses You're my favorite sexy tasty treat

I used to be a swinger a bona fide bell ringer now I just toddle tea I stay in and be happy look what love's done to me I used to be a rover a full time Casanova A new gal each day of the week I've said "so long" to those others Look what loves done to me I lived a bachelors life for certain smokey nights of wine and flirting Never getting home 'til after three Now Im assertin' I don't mind picking' out curtains Domestication is the life for me. my buddies all got wary when I said i'm getting married They fainted when I swore it was true hey pal! it can even happen to you That is what love can do. I lived a bachelors life for certain smokey nights of wine and flirting Never getting home 'til after three Now Im assertin' I don't mind picking' out curtains and bouncing a baby on my knee Ever since the day I married, every Thomas, Dick, and Harry say I got their Sympathy that my fate is guaranteed When will they finally see Im as happy as I can be Thats what thats what loves done to me

I thought that love at first sight was just another advertising invention created with the intention of selling some flowers After spending years alone I finally felt at home with rejection Became best friends with depression My outlook was dour But then I started to believe That true love might exist 'cause on Valentine's Eve I really got kissed Men much smarter than I can not tell me why some people find love, fame and fortune in double large portions while lonely hearts starve The question of why doesn't always need a rhyme or a reason or particular season Thats just the way that things are I think I might believe That true love may exist 'cause on Valentine's Eve I really got kissed It was the kind of kiss that curls your toes shivers down your spine Where we're heading only heaven knows but a kiss like that is a really good sign As I headed back home I started thinking 'bout writing this song Yeah Its been so very long Since I had been struck It's so funny how fate waits 'til you're not expecting when gloom is all you're projecting and proves that life doesn't suck I know that I believe That true love does exist 'cause on Valentine's Eve I really got kissed I really got kissed I really got kissed I really got kissed

They say that man don't live on bread alone They also say his castle is his home No man is an island they have all remarked They all sound clueless, shooting in the dark All these metaphors, similes and such Look good on paper but they don't help me much I need to tell you yeah I really really do Is my message getting through I really really love you. hurry back to me, 'cause time is wasting If you want the pudding's proof, its in the tasting Let's share a smoke of loved fumed sighs Or a couple cocktails and some small white lies live inside my heart, you don't have to pay no rent. So sick of loneliness I gave it up for lent. I need to tell you yeah I really really do Is my message getting through I really really love you. Need to communicate Don't hesitate to contemplate if this is this fate, its not too late i think you're great, i'm at your gate don't make me wait You create, a blissful state, pupils dilate, and my heart rate let's not debate. your charm's innate, lets set a date, please be my mate I know you're sitting on some far off tropic beach But you could be next to me and still way out of reach I need to tell you yeah I really really do Is my message getting through I really really love you.

Clear Heels Words and Music by HB Radke I was out just the other day Soaking up some rays My head all full of nothing That’s when I thought about the ways She hurts me with games she plays When i tripped over something As I got up from the ground I heard a certain rhythmic sound That always makes my heartbeat pound You know that I go crazy for Clear Heels Make me want to shout Clear Heels theres something about Clear Heels That make act all loopy She said her name was Lexus She moved here from Texas Where she was a dancer I asked if her night was free To have some drinks with me “I’d love to” was her answer When I showed up at her door She said that bars were such a bore Her cocktail dress then hit the floor She was standing there in nothing but Clear Heels Make me want to grin Clear Heels Wear them for the win Clear Heels They make me act all loopy So she rocked my world and then She rocked it once again I thought I’d gone to heaven After she pinned me on the floor She showed me to the door Said she had a date at Seven She asked for my assistance Wanted me to pay her rent If only my brain was in charge. I would have said get bent. Clear Heels I loose all my will Clear Heels now I pay her bills Clear Heels why did i start messing with Clear Heels give me such a thrill Clear Heels I cant get my fill Clear Heels let that be a lesson

poor little goth girl big chip on her shoulder skulking 'round the mall hating on the posers poor little goth girl can't seem to get it through her head that Bela Lugosi's still yeah Bela Lugosi's still Bela Lugosi's still he's still dead poor little goth girl all fear and all loathing always dressed up in her black clothing poor little goth girl so young and full of dread Bela Lugosi's still yeah, Bela Lugosi's still Bela Lugosi's still he's still dead BRIDGE you think life is painful an awful mistake you're your parent's pariah they've had all they can take an unbearable burden that's yours all alone a mascara messiah in your suburban home yeah, suburban home poor little goth girl so full of crap here's a picture of her when she worked at the gap so little goth girl when you're in your pink Barbie bed remember Bela Lugosi's still yeah, Bela Lugosi's still Bela Lugosi's still he's still dead

Wait For You Words and Music by HB Radke another perfect day i'm thinking of you i know your heart's with him but what can i do except swallow my pride and turn away forget about all the things you say keep my feelings deep inside forget about the nights i've cried CHORUS i know you love him thats no surprise when you hear his name you get mesmerized and though you break my heart when will you realize, that i'll wait for you until the end of time you're gone tonight. i'm sitting in your room alone tonight, i can smell your sweet perfume and i wonder, do you say the things to me that you say to him? so many thoughts rush through my brain where do i begin CHORUS ooh time keeps on passing, time keeps slipping by time keeps on passing, time keeps slipping by but i still try i try to think of something clever to say to sway affection my way tell me what is the right thing to do? i just want to be close to you i can't say a word, or shed a tear i simply melt when you are near i've got these feelings so deep inside you don't know how i've tried CHORUS

You are really something else A luscious little catastrophe You are so very bad for my health I don't know how you do this to me. You are well beyond my imagination I can't dream up something this good You are at the root of my frustration When this all began I misunderstood that YOU ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME I DON'T MIND, THAT DON'T SEEM SO BAD YOU ARE SUCKING THE LIFE RIGHT FROM ME YOU'RE THE BEAST THAT'S DRIVING ME MAD You are.. a tall cool drink of hemlock Poured in that obscenely tight dress You are… so figuratively punk rock you push me past the point of excess You are a picture perfect sadist up on all the latest techniques I know  I should really hate this But I don't know whats come over me YOU ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WANT ME SO BAD YOU ARE SUCKING THE LIFE BREATH FROM ME BUT YOU'RE THE BEST THAT I'VE EVER HAD You bit me down deep where its still raw you broke my will just like raymond shaw my hunger’s burning deep deep down in my soul ive lost all control.

IT was nineteen eighty three just a couple of friends and me found a brand new sound for us to listen to it was music from machines that filled our heads with quantized dreams and from these new data streams we were programmed to be PRETENTIOUS, conscientious of our hair, clothes and our make up when we wake up we'll talking like we're from Britain. We searched both far and wide, for where our style was amplified, we were finally satisfied with a place called Skoochie's. We found people just like us, looking back it was hilarious, all adorned in black smoking djarum cigarettes we were PRETENTIOUS, conscientious of our hair, clothes and our make up when we wake up we'll talking like we're from Britain. we worshiped a one armed dee jay who would preach with songs that he by like Tear for Fears, Depeche Mode and New Order. some of those memories just fade out like the batcave where we made out but im still turned on by the scent of aqua net and white linen. we were PRETENTIOUS, conscientious of our hair, clothes and our make up when we wake up we'll talking like we're from Britain.

autumn's here. skies are clear the leaves are falling falling falling down summer's past way too fast a brand new school in a brand new town Celebrate and all I ask is do your best, don't skip classes and to your own self always be true and though I may not live forever you'll do fine 'cause you're so clever no matter what I am proud of you brand new places, brand new faces brand new friends that you haven't met and at week's end when work is done take the time to have some fun but don't forget…to Celebrate and all I ask is do your best, as time passes to your own self always be true and though I may not live forever you'll do fine in life's endeavor no matter what ill always love you So tread boldly to the unknown my fearless angel you are not alone such a long and scary road ahead you will find you'll do fine just remember what I said winters here skies are clear and the trees the trees the trees are bare spring is not that far behind think of the summer times we shared Celebrate and all I ask is do your best, don't skip classes and to your own self always be true and though I may not live forever you'll do fine 'cause you're so clever no matter what I am proud of you Celebrate and all I ask is do your best, as time passes to your own self always be true and though I may not live forever you'll do fine in life's endeavor no matter what ill always love you

Get Up! Rise Up! Reach Up! And touch the stars Get Up! Rise Up! We're on our way to mars Tonight is special for you and me and everybody here. Swimming in the liquid love away from all our fears Tonight we can all come together and elevate as one Tonight we can all live like gods until the morning sun CHORUS Tonight is so unusual and glorious to see Flying through the milky way no place I'd rather be Tonight we can forget our troubles with the time we got Tonight we fly as one together what a splendid thought CHORUS Don't let anyone stand in your way Don't let them tear you down with the words they say Don't let fill you up with hated and with lies Don't let them do it just take my hand and rise CHORUS Tonight the universe has it center right here on the floor We are just electrons spinning in orbit and nothing more Tonight we watch with great amazement as particles collide Tonight we all exist as one - our souls all unified CHORUS

Mon cheri left yesterday got on the plane done fly away Didn't said au revoir her bags was packed No donne moi le petit bec So triste from the ebb and flow de la universal woe Je suis désolé if your'e shocked but I have been around the block I got me just one lament I lost the angel heaven sent Don't say I didn't tell you so beware the universal woe Mon Cheri I Miss her so That's the Universal Woe heart got broke I'm feeling low That's the Universal Woe Why Lord did she have to go That's the Universal Woe She's found herself a brand new beau Sorry Cap thats ebb and flow Pourquoi ne pas just run away Je dois vivre dans le marais? Je suis naufrage je suis fini 'cause Je n'ai pas mon Cheri I can't stop this ebb and flow de la universal woe

Common Heartbreak Words and Music by HB Radke I don’t know why, but sometime I cry for no good reason, that i can determine. I wake up at night, cursing the light, wondering how I got to this house I live in. The doctors all say I’m depressed and prob’bly thats a real good guess they say that they’ll cure me with some pills that I can take. But theres no medication – regardless of station there’s no cure for the Common Heartbreak This awful condition, it feels like perdition of my own creation in which i must dwell. So i ask God to save me, with the voice that he gave me. But I spend each night all alone, that’s just as well. So i put on my Sunday best, try to fit in with the rest. But this season’s styles are much more thanI can take ]The latest fashion is new lover’s passion, and I’m wearing the Common Heartbreak Oh time keeps on passin’, and I keep on asking. Oh lord! When will I feel better? Nothin’ feels right, and try as I might, theres no way, theres no way I can forget her. I feared the love that she gave me, would surely enslave me. but emancipation is what she gave. Time can’t be reversed, so forever I’m cursed To long for this love til I’m dead and in my grave. So I say my prayers and amens, but lightning it won’t strike again. Besides, I hear she’s getting married and moving off to the Cape. These is no distance, that will weaken the persistence nor cure the Common Heartbreak.

Does This Smell Like Chloroform Word and Music By HB Radke I've always had a way with words Ever since the day that I was born Ladies always fall for me don't mean to blow my own horn When i walk in to a club The fellas show their scorn I ask the hottest gal I see Does this smell like chloroform Does this smell like chloroform they start feeling light in the head the room starts a spinning then I'm a grinnin' the greatest words ever said Now heres a little secret just between you and me When you hear a female say "she don't feel no chemistry" You don't have to face rejection, my friend I've found the key If you what to shag just soak that rag and repeat after me 'Cause women want a fairly tale Yes sir! I'm convinced Ill tell you son its dog gone fun to be their charming prince Just don't leave no fingerprints So here end of my lesson if you take to heart You too can be a legend with the ladies 'round these parts Try it in the produce asile on some saucy tart You can roll her back to your mini van in her grocery cart

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME Words and Music by HB Radke It was five forty-five in the mornin’ my alarm clock rang without warnin’ I hit the snooze button so, i could get a little more sleep. Ten minutes later I’m thinking much clearer, I step out of bed, head to the mirror. But I don’t recognize the face thats staring back at me. Happy Birthday to me well golly gee, I don’t feel a day over twenty three. I never thought when I hit forty this is how life would be. Two wives come and gone and my baby girl, she is the center of my whole world . Gee whiz, golly gee! Happy Birthday to me. So I head off to work, just my luck. Traffic’s jammed a jackknifed truck. So I phone my boss, tell him I’m a gonna be late He says “head on back home things have been slow, the man upstairs says to let you go” So I’m without a job and stuck here on the interstate. Happy Birthday to me, golly gee. I don’t feel a day over twenty three. I never thought when I hit forty this is how life would be. Two wives come and gone and my baby girl, she is the center of my whole world . Gee whiz, golly gee! Happy Birthday to me. I don’t even need me a cake I just want to catch me a break It seems that I’ve been cursed by the devil’s hand. Maybe its just how its supposed to be My birthdays bringing misery Do I deserve this? Lord help me understand So head on back home feeling beaten A little shaky ’cause I ain’t eaten Trying to forget the awful morning I just had I see something tacked to my door Im thinking I cant take anymore But its a crayon written note saying that “I love you dad.” Happy Birthday to me well golly gee, I don’t feel a day over twenty three. I never thought when I hit forty this is how life would be. Two wives come and gone and my baby girl, she is the center of my whole world . Gee whiz, golly gee! Happy Birthday to me.

If I had ninety-nine problems that would be just fine I got me just one and it's the female kind   I've been cursed with this Angel's voice and being born so handsome was not my choice   I've got troubles, Lord it's true I've got troubles, that's why I'm blue    It's rough that I'm so witty, modest, and refined Magnanimous and charming is such a grind   I can hardly go out anywhere Women start to riot, they don't want to share   I've got troubles, oh Lord it's true I've got troubles, I'm telling you! I am such a lovely, selfless, giving, so and so When it comes to pretty women I just can't say "no" In this Sea of Ladies I'm gonna drown So, please let there be enough of me to go around   Help me, Sweet Jesus, I hope and pray I'll be delivered from here someday But until then I'll do what I can Oh, woe is me--The Perfect Man   I've got troubles, oh Lord it's true I've got troubles, what will I do?   I've got troubles, oh Lord it's true I've got troubles, I'm telling you!

We met one night at a party for Jack Bug bug. Bug Bug I acted so shy and thats a fact Bug bug. Bug Bug She looked me up the very next day With tickets to an athletic play Since her Ive never been kissed that way Bug bug. Bug Bug I knew she was different right at the start Bug bug. Bug Bug She got me over my broken heart Bug bug. Bug Bug Valentines day my fate was sealed Tenderness in me at last was revealed My heart had its black depression repealed Bug bug. Bug Bug deeply in love, life was going on great Bug bug. Bug Bug We flew to see an opera in the Lone Star State Bug bug. Bug Bug We were watching a scene penned by kooky Kurt Weil When a lyric we heard made us both smile IT became our pet names though I know Infantile Bug bug. Bug Bug Time went on she went off to school Bug bug. Bug Bug I let her go because I was a fool Bug bug. Bug Bug She met the man who made her his wife At first that news cut me life a knife But now I wish them a long happy life Bug bug. Bug Bug

I get so high Feel like I can fly I love to be ruled by gravity I get so high i can touch the sky Yeah It makes me - feel like I am free I've been so many days working like a slave That's a sure way to an early grave I trade my tailored suit made in Savile Row For a gore-tex coat then its off i go top of the earth i am looking down crystal clear not a single sound I mob down the hill - a super sonic archetype i leave others standing still - time to hit the half pipe its three degrees below - but the air is dry i feel the need for snow - its time to get real high Just as I really start to shred an awful sound starts to fill my head I find myself in my bedroom shocked my holiday cut short by my alarm clock

it was back in oh one when it all began they cold cocked our face and then they cold ran We started hunting both far and wide those cowards thought the hills was a place they could hide They all played house in some dark ol caves well that ain't how civilized men behave One by one we send them back to hell every time we do Freedom rings her bell So let me hear you cheer just as loud as you can Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American I was heading home early on Sunday eve When I heard some news that I couldn't believe POTUS was talking 'bout a firefight that took out OBL in the dead of night We kept our promise to hunt him down Now we're gonna plant that jerk right in the ground and anyone who showed him loyalty are gonna end up like a big ol' hunk of swiss cheese So let me hear you cheer just as loud as you can Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American I must confess that when abroad my country has caused me a little grief but I never claimed to be something else or decorate my stuff with some maple leafs so to the special operator that put a round in his dome I want to buy your team some beers the minute you get home its like the Superbowl and Nascar title rolled into one we know you'll keep those bastards scared on the run To the boys and girls serving far from home We're all behind you you are not alone Our prayers are with you what more can I say than God bless the armed forces of the USA So let me hear you cheer just as loud as you can Its a great day to be an American Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American Its a great day to be American

MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you in the morning MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you every night MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you when I'm anxious MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL Or if I feel alright MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You help me with my diet MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL And my acid reflux too MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You cure both virus and infection MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I'm so happy I have you. I was sad and lonely I was a walking tragedy It felt like it was always raining when there were blue skies over me Fatalistic was my outlook. Every day this feeling grew I made a plan to see my doctor, hoping he would have a clue I hopped up on the table then I heard knocking on the door Then in walked a strange physician One I'd never seen before He said Doc Brown was in Milwaukee and he was just filling in To said to tell him of my troubles He took a seat and said "begin" MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you in the morning MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you every night MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you when I'm anxious MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL Or if I feel alright MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You give me X-ray vision MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL And telepathy as well MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I'm so glad we found each other MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I think you are really swell he said he had the answer that would cure my many ills He produced a purple bottle that was filled with tiny pills It was a brand new medication It got approval just last fall There was handwriting on the label it said extra-super-cureitall So later on that evening, I was sitting on my bed when the most amazing colors started flying 'round my head I felt like I was flying or floating in the sea I felt so fricking awesome I popped another three. MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you in the morning MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you every night MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you when I'm feeling passive MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you when I want to fight MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL you make optimistic MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You rid my life of dread MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You chase away the voices MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL That live inside my head one night while watching telly I saw that doctors face when I heard the whole story, I felt the blood drain from my face He escaped from the Asylum with half their pharmacy He made believe he was a doctor handing out those drugs for free So when he was captured the Judge, he threw away the key I could not go and ask him what he really gave to me I took my last pill to be tested, because I really had to know The main ingredient was sugar - Yep, I was cured by placebos MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you in the morning MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you every night MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I take you when I'm anxious MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL Or if I feel alright MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You you keep my prostate healthy MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL and my liver function too MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL Yo u cleared up my complexion MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I think that I love you MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You're my object of affection MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I think that I love you MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL You give me my erection MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL I think that I love you

Spent my day packing up what used be The life with shared but now its only me Your favorite dress, some faded photographs The funny things you'ld do to make me laugh I don't know how I'm gonna get along I don't know if I can be that strong x I'd be lying - If I said I was through with cryin' But cryin' won't bring you back to me I still love you - baby can't you see? Just come on back to me. Every morning as I come down the stairs I hope and pray that I will find you there And every morning the heart break starts again Lord! how long before it starts to mend? How could you go? After all that we'd been through Please! let me know, what am I to do? I'd be lying - If I said I was through with cryin' But cryin' won't bring you back to me I still want you. Baby can't you see? Just come on back to me. BRIDGE when I think about that rainy night Such a foolish quarrel you were right Then the late night knock upon my door I was then regretfully informed - you ain't coming back no more I'd be lying - If I said I was through with cryin' But cryin' won't bring you back to me I still need you. Baby can't you see? Just come on back to me.

Baby I'm so sorry about last night I swear that it was just a one time thing And the way you found out just ain't right I was wrong but you'd been gone so long on your trip to Albuquerque Understand that a man needs to get what he can when he can get it CHORUS Don't sweat the petty things Yeah pet the sweaty things Tonights the night that was made for loving Gonna get all up in yo' easy bake oven Don't sweat the petty things Yeah pet the sweaty things Don't fight, tonight, and Ill make it all right with my loving My defense makes no sense but I need to present my simple explanation I went out for a drink 'cause I needed to think about my swollen love frustration. time to go when she walked thru the door and hit me with those gyrations I should have up and ran but im only a man so I gave in to that ass temptation CHORUS my eyes got wide with surprise when i realized you were home two days early My jaw hit the floor as you walked through the door with your very best friend Shirley. The room smelled like sex and licorice with a hint of gin and snapple you looked at me and screamed who the hell is she, then you saw her adam's apple CHORUS CHORUS

after nine straight months of pouring rain i swear I've got water on the brain but no good reason to complain now that its summer in seattle The words of that old song are true the skies here are the bluest blue and theres always so much stuff to do when its summer in seattle it get hotter overnight ill never tire of the sight of mount rainier all capped in white on clear and perfect cloudless day Its time to soak up our share of sun then go out have a little fun before you know it it will be done summer in seattle all the cuties come out on a sunny day shopping downtown or at westlake why do they all have to run away the second it starts to rain sun is out the skies are blue It even better here with you a perfect day and dream come true on our summer in seattle sunlight cutting through the haze no more fifty shades of gray vivid colors all ablaze summer in seattle jump a ferry boat or monorail bicycle even parasail hitch a ride on a killer whale for a summer in seattle

NEW LYRIC 7/22 old lyric below: you stalk me in the hall to serve up my humiliation you slam me into a wall to work out all your frustration you try and rape my mind won't you ever learn you're running out of time and now you're gonna burn i got myself a new gun now i'm coming for you you can try and run but nothing you can do will save you from my gun my one trustworthy friend gonna have me some fun i aint gonna pretend I'm gonna leave you scarred every waking second of every waking minute of every waking hour of every waking day you made me look like I was stupid and retarded you turned them all against me and now you're gonna pay after you destroyed me you claimed that you were sorry i said that i forgave you but, sorry man, i lied i've spent too many nights alone staring at my ceiling the plans i was concealing they will not be denied my gun and i are coming for you you can try and run but nothing you can do will save you from my gun my one trustworthy friend gonna have me some fun i aint gonna pretend I'm gonna leave you scarred I hate the way you speak with that stupid affectation you prey on the weak without hesitation I hate the way you smile I hate your juvenile thoughts I hate the trendy new clothes that your rich parents bought I hate your lack of compassion lack of empathy now when you close your eyes the only thing you will see is me and my new gun we're both coming for you you can try and run but nothing you can do will save you from my gun my one trustworthy friend gonna have me some fun i aint gonna pretend I'm gonna leave you scarred *************************************** OLD LYRIC you stop me in the hall to serve up my humiliation it makes you feel ten feet tall to work out all your frustration You try and rape my mind won't you ever learn you're running out of time now you're gonna burn i got myself a gun now i'm coming for you you can try and run but nothing you can do will save you from my gun my new trustworthy friend gonna have me some fun I aint gonna pretend I'm gonna leave you scarred every waking second of every waking minute of every waking hour of every waking day you made me look like I was stupid and retarded you turned them all against me and now you're gonna pay after you destroyed me you said that you were sorry I said I forgave you but sorry man i lied all the nights I spent alone just staring at my ceiling the plans i was concealing I will not be denied I hate the way you speak with that stupid affectation you prey on the weak without hesitation I hate the way you smile I hate your juvenile thoughts I hate the trendy clothes that your rich parents bought I hate your lack of compassion lack of empathy will you beg for forgiveness? when you kneel before me

when i was just a little boy we had cars that really made some noise feel them run, in your chest motor heads on their eternal quest whose ride was the fastest racing down the quarter mile my brother's was the baddest every win would make me smile the tire smoke made me choke every time they'd spin those big mag wheels i love detroit steel (mustang, duster, and roadrunner bel air, tempest , and the rambler comet, fury, and marauder fairlaine, biscayne, and impala) aint no self respecting man who'd drive a compact from japan hybrid's good for mother nature computer brains in their nomenclature give me a six four "cammer" with seven hundred horses running wild when you put down the hammer its a seven second quarter mile if you're a man you'll say "hot damn!" every time you sit behind the wheel I love detroit steel (mustang, duster, and roadrunner bel air, tempest , and the rambler comet, fury, and marauder fairlaine, biscayne, and impala) the final straw the camel's back can't take no more and thats a fact tomorrow morning break of dawn get in my car and then i'm gone my duster's got a blower and some nitrous just in case when i gun the engine it shakes the windows in the place those overseas designs they all look real pretty and run fine but they lack the feel of some detroit steel (mustang, duster, and roadrunner bel air, tempest , and the rambler comet, fury, and marauder fairlaine, biscayne, and impala)

He's dead inside - aint got no will his sense of self comes from a pill his potential is weak at best according to that standardized test He's a problem child - Daddy works way too much Mom's in the wine she's such a lush he craves affection but he gets a car its one a.m. do you know where your kids are? Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child But the problem is you! He goes to school but sleepwalks the entire day cracks morbid jokes much to his friends dismay day after day he takes all their crap sooner or later he's gonna snap He's a problem child - Daddy works way too much Mom's in the gin she's such a lush he craves affection but he gets a car its one a.m. do you know where your kids are? Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child But the problem is you! You wonder why they're getting high and acting the fool you blame tv, lsd and even the school spoken: maybe you should blame yourselves. quit knocking out carbon copies for your ego's sake unless you have the time and resources to raise a child. Its common sense. he's the poster child for the varsity another victim of these atrocities the expectation is always be first daily injections until his brain bursts He's a problem child - Daddy works way too much Mom's popping pills she's a major lush he craves affection but he gets a car its one a.m. do you know where your kids are? Woah! problem child Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child But the problem is you!

i wrote this here song in about five minutes there aren't a whole lot lyrics in it. i thought "short and sweet" is how i'd begin it got no clue on how it ends a premise this fresh aint from a beginner sloth is one of seven but i aint not sinner so don't go calling me a lazy phoner-iner lord tell me how it ends la la la la la la la la la i hope you don't catch on that la la la la la la la la's is what a songwriter sings to fill up the space when they cant think of any other lyrics to put in their new song i confess i should have planned this out much better and not let my fancy run amok unfettered i should have spent the time knitting mom a sweater i gotta know how this song ends la la la la la la la la la i hope you don't catch on That la la la la la la la la's is what a songwriter sings to fill up the space when they cant think of any other lyrics to put in their new song i confess i should have planned this out much better and not let my fancy run amok unfettered i should have spent the time knitting mom a sweater but this is how it ends

You can keep October and its masquerade Take November and the Macy's Parade yeah They are both fine holidays in many ways But they can't compare to Late in December when there's snow on the ground Everybody all gathers in the center of town So happy you're here with me No place that 'd rather be When they light up the tree (You Know that's its Christmas time) Nights are chilly and clear And I'm holding you near my favorite time of the year (You Know that's its Christmas time) Just a few days till Christmas Eve When Santa Claus comes if you believe yeah Presents will soon be 'neath the tree for you and me But all I want is For you to be certain that I love you so And maybe find you flirting underneath the mistletoe CHORUS So go ahead and keep July and June. September and August and the harvest moon yeah Now they're all fine times of the year, let me make this clear Its just that I can't wait 'til Late in December when there's snow on the ground Everyone gathers in the center of town CHORUS REPEAT TIL FADE

signs of christmas all around since you've gone i have found jingle bells make an awful sound there's no christmas without you I've trimmed the tree put up the lights but I keep them all dark at night being cheerful just don't seem right its not christmas without you seasons greetings are self-defeating my pride i'm eating it whole love is fleeting since our first meeting you've burned right in to my soul curling up next the fire's roar i'm dead inside right to the core i know i won't get what i'm asking for there's no christmas without you

Once again its time of year When we sing of Christmas cheer Chilly nights wishing you were here That's what this is. I told Santa so long ago That I still really love you so The only thing I asked for so you know Is some Christmas Kisses. I know its just a foolish dream Thinking you'd come back to me Snuggled up all warm and cozy Underneath the Christmas tree As sure as Santa's reindeer fly You can't blame me if I try Wishing on the winter sky For some Christmas kisses.

There's a chill in the air but I don't mind All the folks on the street all seem so kind Forget about your daily grind This particular time of year There are twinkling lights on every street A smiling face for folks you meet Some mistletoe and your night's complete This particular time of year I know it sounds outrageous But you can sense it in the air This kind of joy's contagious Its a happy sort of feeling everywhere So bundle up and head outdoors Window shopping at all the stores Here's good tidings to you and yours This particular time of year

Another cold and cozy christmas eve we've trimmed the tree the kids are upstairs snoozin' a perfect time for you and me to get snuggly and do a little boozin' The year's flown by can you believe that on our roof reindeer will be tapping Then santa down our chimney so we three can do some real night-cappin' Take a shaker full of ice, crushed candy canes are awfully nice pour in some spirits and shake thrice, and garnish with a little christmas cheer lets lift your glass to santa's heath, then nostrovia to all his elves the third time raise one to yourself, enjoy your merry christmas cocktail

The girl who lives in seven-G Just down the hall from me Face of an angel a body for sin When she smiles it my head spin Oh the girl in seven-G Just two doors down from me Her French perfume her silky skin A guy like me could never win She tells her family that she's still in school Studying biology that's sort of true Every morning she's out by the pool In a bikini that's minuscule She's a provider of all your fantasies She'll turn your desire into reality We started hanging out doing our laundry Nothing major just a few yucks She knew I needed to earn me some money So she offered me a job that paid a few bucks Just to drive her So she could play Pinochle With one of many uncles She'd always win such awesome luck Then she'd pay me fifty bucks, yeah Last night you could have knocked me down with a feather She said had a creepy uncle who loved his leather As the house drew near I started feeling real bad I said that ain't your uncle.. Man! that is my dad she's a provider of all your fantasies She turn your desire into currency she's a provider of all your fantasies She turn your desire into insanity

you think i'm fine, well join the club don't get too sprung 'cuz I aint looking for no love. if you step to me you better understand i got the super coo-chi that will wreck a man thats how I do, thats how i do you like my body, you want inside ill make your girl watch while i take for a ride when she leaves----- you'll wonder who to blame its your own damn fault for screaming out my name. you better step off if its love you're seeking aint nothing going on but some hardcore freaking don't matter if you black or white or puerto rican she even got with my church's deacon they're aint a damn thing that you can do. she'll get with every brother in your whole damn crew she'll beat your heart up until its black and blue don't act surprised 'cuz this is how she do. Chorus i lock it down and i keep it tight ill have you wishing that you were mr right Ill be the best freak your punk ass ever had think i'm lying? then go run and ask yo' dad. Chorus Chorus Chorus

You better run and tell your mama and you better tell your daddy too tell all your sisters and your brothers tonight i want your loving' and Im a coming for you nothings gonna stop me from knocking down your front door we'll be howling at the moonlight im a make you mine and baby thats for sure I know you want my baby from your head down to your feet you'll be begging for my love gravy 'cuz I know that you're a bitch in heat you are a bitch in heat some say you're just a child and too young for me aint no hiding that you're wild you can't fake olfactory baby you aint daddy's little angel like you were before by the time this night is over you'll be grunting you'll be growling you'll be begging for more I know you want my baby from your head down to your feet you'll be begging for my love gravy you can't hide it you're a bitch in heat you are a bitch in heat werewolves and vampires you all better step aside everybody stop and bear witness as I come inside Now your having my babies they're all as cute as they can be three look like perfect poodles the rest of those puppies take after me you try and fight old mother nature chances are you're gonna be beat they can try and spray us with their hoses but you you can't cool down a bitch in heat

You ask me why i love you you ask me why I care its not your sexy body or your silky shiny hair Its the way that you gaze up at me when Im in my easy chair and you say "Argmmm aghhhh ammm aghhh" Of all the girls I've dated, I confess theres been a few none get me elated or inflated like you do each time you part those luscious lips you prove your love so true when you say "Argmmm aghhhh ammm aghhh" Sometimes my pain is too much to swallow sometimes the sorrow is just too much to bear those times when Im depressed and start to wallow you cheer me up and show how much you care Darling please believe me when i say i love you true if you ever leave me I don't know what i would do i got you this cushioned pillow don't want your knees all black and blue when you say "Argmmm aghhhh ammm aghhh"

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He's dead inside - aint got no will his sense of self comes from a pill his potential is weak at best according to that standardized test He's a problem child - Daddy works way too much Mom's in the sherry she's such a lush he craves affection but he gets a car its one a.m. do you know where your kids are? Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child But the problem is you! He goes to school but sleepwalks the entire day cracks morbid jokes much to his friends dismay day after day he takes all their crap sooner or later he's gonna snap He's a problem child - Daddy works way too much Mom's in the sherry she's such a lush he craves affection but he gets a car its one a.m. do you know where your kids are? Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child But the problem is you! You wonder why they're getting high and acting the fool you blame t v, lsd and even the school spoken: But maybe you look at yourselves. Not knock out carbon copies unless you have the time and resources to raise a child. Its common sense. he's the poster child for the varsity another victim of these atrocities the expectation is always be first daily injections until his brain bursts He's a problem child - Daddy works way too much Mom's in the sherry she's such a lush he craves affection but he gets a car its one a.m. do you know where your kids are? Woah! problem child Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child Woah! He's a problem child But the problem is you!

I write songs for her But she doesn't notice me As hard as I try I write her poems Sonnets and soliloquies She makes my heart fly CHORUS I'll write her Haikus In the Japanese Style then will she be mine If she likes Haikus Will she then be beguiled That would be divine She lives down the street She passes me every day looking straight ahead. Speechless from her glance will she give her love to me or pass by instead CHORUS one two three four five Syllables make the first part Then come seven more She's smiling at me I can't believe my fortune Happiness is here I ask what's your name? Mei Lin Wong is her reply She's not Japanese CHORUS