now I'm nothing special just a normal dude
I was at the supermarket just shopping for food
when i saw her standing in the produce aisle
with the set oh nicest melons i'd seen in a while

get your mind out the gutter
i meant cantaloupe
so on a wing and prayer
by the laundry soap
I asked if she'd like to go out sometime.
she said "give me your digits, and ill give you mine"
headed home happy as a guy can be
with with that little scrap of paper
Hurray for me.
drove to my pad gonna get right to it
unlocked my door and walked through it
turned on some tunes - i dig Freddie Hubbard
emptied the bags and filled up the cupboard
pulled out that paper and what did I see
an eight, six, seven five three nine
jenny jenny was just a front
turns out that girl was a skanky

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CANT UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING
CANT UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING

About a week later i was out with my boy
Quiet as a riot just feeling the noise
we rolled up on a girl
i knew from back in the day
she asked for a ride
and I nodded okay
my buddy hopped on over to the back seat
then we continued on our way down to the swap meet
so we chitted and chatted about the neighborhood
how she needs to find a man who treat her good
makes fat stacks, without any drama
she's knows he'll stick around
when she's his baby's mama

rolled into the lot found a shady spot
i put the shark into park locked up the land yacht

she said thanks for the lift
i said "ain't no thing"
she reached down and
grabbed my ding-a-ling
step off! you think that im crazy
you gonna trap a man by having his baby
I said "no thanks, let me be blunt,
you ain't nothing but a scheming

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we agreed that we needed
to get us some grub
sandwich shop was our stop
where we ordered a sub
foot long sammie cut right down the middle
Cheese and Hammy would be plenty of viddles
the new girl working was finer than fine
she would rate a solid L A nine
a tight baby tee
a short little skirt
she smiled at me
a started to flirt
her curves were slammin'
her booty the bomb
the kind of girl you bring home to meet your mom
she slipped behind counter got to work with ease
she was putting on the mayo when she had to sneeze
ah ah choo - like people do - she covered my lunch with a mist of her goo
we asked if we could have a sneeze free meal
she no dice, no way, no deal
that put an and to my girlie hunt
We're gonna get a burger you stupid
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CANT UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING
CANT UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING